I was shopping at Kroger with the misses when I saw this Aura cucumber lemon rosemary water on clearance for fifty cents. I thought, “Oh, how bad can cucumber and rosemary water really be?” Against my better judgement, I took it home, chilled it, and attempted to consume it.
I tasted no lemon, only a horrific combination of pickle juice and rosemary; a spice that has NO place in a beverage of any form.
On second thought, who the hell thought it was a good idea to put cucumber juice AND rosemary in a bottle for normal consumption anyway? My girlfriend tried a sip as well and we both agreed that we’d rather down the leftover brine in the pickle jar than this horrific abomination of nature. -Anthony