A Minnesota woman got more than she bargained for while snacking on a can of Planters trail mix. She found a dried, petrified GECKO amongst her bananas and apricots. THE HORROR!
According to The Consumerist, she contacted the company and they offered to send her some coupons. No word on who will be paying for the 12 years of therapy she’ll need to forget this shit ever happened.
One can only hope the dead animal was, in fact, the Geico spokesman, thus ending those obnoxious commercials forever.
