May 2011
33 posts
Frozen Pizza, Sealed In Package, With Bite Taken...
FAIL.
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Since the header of this blog says “horrifying culinary experiences” I thought this was appropriate. I just went to by brother’s house for a picnic and he served me this hot dog. In front of my parents, and my boyfriend. Punk ass. -Hannah
The new frozen strawberry lemonade from McDonalds is the worst thing I have ever drank! It’s basically bitter, watery frozen lemonade with a squirt of strawberry syrup that just aimlessly floats around the cup. It looks like blood. And it tastes syrupy and so fake. I wasted two bucks on this last week and I’m still bitter. Avoid!
My mom just made me a plate of waffles, syrup, pickles, and strawberries. Officially the grossest food combination ever, and the waffle was burnt. Fail, mom!
Come on, iHop. Really? -Mark
Hefeweizen Wheat Ale is the worst beer I ever drank! It says it has “banana and clove undertones” but that is an understatement. The whole thing is overpowered by cloves and it’s f*cking nasty. Avoid this one like the plague guys. -Dale
Who doesn’t want to find a rubber band in their chicken fried steak? YUCK.
True frozen food never really looks like the package, but this was just ridiculous. It looked like a heaping bowl of vomit. I took one bite and that was all I could swallow down.
