From Diane: I’m trying to lose a few pounds before summer so I switched over to “diet” peanut butter. Specifically, this Smart Balance naturally sweetened chunky peanut butter. It must be sweetened with SHIT, because that’s what it tastes like. Totally barfworthy. My dog wouldn’t even eat more than 1 bite, and she loves peanut butter.
From woundedbird: so we got some of those vegan morningstar veggie burgers at a wegmans late last night…when we got home and cooked them, they smelled like cat piss, and tasted like a fake, rubbery salisbury steak (vegan food tasting like steak wait what) and it really should have had some fake grill marks on it, that’s how bad it tasted. Picture eating the tires on your car while giving a cow a blow job. 3 Sourdough rolls later the TASTE WAS STILL THERE.
From Porsh: This harmless looking package of cookies is a sham! I received this from my mother-in-law for Christmas. **BTW I am a classically trained Pastry Chef, and I have no trouble making chocolate chip cookies from scratch.** BUT anywho… my husband and I were watching a movie and decided that quick cookies would be nice. During the baking process I had to keep checking them because they smelled like they were burning. The back of the package says to preheat the oven to 350F, but the directions say bake at 325F. Confusing much? After removing them comes the exciting eating part…. wrong! They had developed this invisible crust and were oddly chewy in the middle, and tasted surprisingly like blueberries. We scanned the ingredients and the only thing that was out of the ordinary was “rosemary” *shrugs*. 18 cookies were made, none were eaten in their entirety, and all were thrown away. I’ve had Marie Callenders cookies in the restaurant and they most certainly aren’t this bad. Please… STAY AWAY!
From dirani: My friends sister went to Montreal and they bought these drinks called Spruce Beer. Intrigued, thinking it would be like Gingerale, I drank it. It tasted like I ate pine needles off a Christmas tree! Never again :(
From Emily: I just moved to Korea, and I’m pretty sure my boss is trying to test me. This is haemultang; all the seafood is alive, then boiled in front of you; it includes abalone, several kinds of clams, and octopus, which actively attempts to escape the pot. It is then diced with scissors, as seen here.
This is Coco Fizz caffeine free chocolate soda. My cousin got it at a local old-fashioned candy store. It tastes like hot chocolate, with and inch of water, and four table spoons of cocoa powder. TRY IF YOU DARE!
From Robin: While on vacation in Vietnam, I had the opportunity to try a special meal, Cobra. I was ok with the whole experience, until I found the penis and testicles in my stir fry. Definitely the worst meal I’ve ever eaten
I first saw this at the supermarket shelf, and I decided to post a photo on facebook, where I asked my friends whether if I should try it. After many comments and likes later, I decided to go for it, just to see how much of a debauchery it could possible be.
Dear God, what the fuck did the people at Pringles smoke when they came up with this? First impression when I opened the blueberry and hazelnut; it smells like blueberry candy, with a hint of potato chips.
Then when I tasted it, it tasted salty like a Pringle’s chip, which we all know promises something delicious and sinfully salty, but then the blueberry flavour pops up, and it’s probably one of the most unpleasant flavour combination I’ve ever tasted. It’s like eating a potato chip while having blueberry gum in your mouth.
I can’t eat anymore. Thank God I bought it at a hypermarket where it was cheaper than the place where I first saw it.
From Daniel: If you’re in Australia, do not under any circumstances, purchase “Coles Brand Cheesy Garlic Bread”. This was meant to be cheesy garlic bread, but it tasted more like nail polish or some similar chemical, oven cleaner perhaps? In fact im not even sure that the cheese on it was cheese.
From sugarrainy: They had a buy one get one free sale on these so I got 2 of them in different flavors since I’m usually a fan of noodle bowls (I’d never had this particular brand before though). BIG MISTAKE. The first one I tried was disgusting, but I figured “OK, that can be the free one, maybe the other one will taste better.” WRONG. It was just as nasty as the first one; they both smelled like puke and tasted indescribably awful. AVOID THESE.
From syndeticaesthetic: I ordered take out from Steak Out. I ate my steak first and then cracked my baked potato for the buttering. It rattled funny when I picked it up and then when I looked down, I nearly vomited. They baked a rotten potato. I don’t think there’s enough butter in the world to fix rotten.
From Sam: So I was living with my Grandmother for the summer, who is 90 years old and has all that comes with old age. Before my arrival, she bought foods she thought a 15 year old girl would like, and she was right that Coco Puffs was a good choice. My grandmother was quite hunched over, and kept her food in the floor cupboards. One day, while halfway through my bowl of cereal, I noticed there were unusual redish flecks. As I inspected it more closely, I noticed that the red specks were moving, and even worse, they were baby ants. Not just one or two, HUNDREDS! I was utterly repulsed, and the worst part was my Grandmother couldn’t see these ants, so I looked like a complete nutcase. It took a few swallows of mouthwash to make me feel any better. Thanks to that, I know have an irrational fear of ants, and avoid Coco Puffs like the plague. Didn’t even think to grab a picture.
From Sasha: I tried lamb’s tongue when I was visiting family in Greece. It was the worst thing I ever ate, mostly because of the texture. The worst part is IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE’S TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH, like you just enthusiastically bit off someone’s tongue. Wanted to hurl. Never again.
From Paco: I read about braised cow lip tacos on another food blog I read, and being a somewhat adventurous eater I tried making them myself. What a mistake. I slow cooked them for 8 hours and they were still tough and chewy! I can’t describe the taste (almost rotten) but I didn’t like it at all. Definitely one of the worst things I have ever eaten.
This is a Stouffer’s fish dinner, it looked nothing like it did on the box. When I put it in the microwave it smelled like ass. I figured I would give it a try but when I bit into the fish it had nasty brown spots all in it. Stouffer’s fail? I think yes.
From Carrissa: My husband was sitting eat a burrito bought from taco smell and then all of a sudden…. “I just bit into something hard”.. what did we discover? Some plactic peice that had to have come off of one of thier machines. We called them to complain and they were not willing to give a rats booty for it. But to say the least, we haven’t eaten there since. Want a burrito with a little choke and death on the side anyone?