From John: There are a lot of awful canned foods out there, and I’ve eaten a lot of them. These vienna sausages from Armour are the worst. They’re slimy and gelatinous regardless of how you prepare them. They look and smell like they’ve been sitting in the can since World War 1, and who knows? They might have been. Avoid!
If you like Damn You Autocorrect on the web, get ready to laugh even more because the book is now available! And you can pick up a copy for just eight bucks! Damn You Autocorrect: the book is filled with 300 cringe-worthy text exchanges between parents, friends, significant others, and co-workers. It features some of the most unintentionally hilarious—and mortifying—mistakes ever caused by Autocorrect. Inside, you’ll find a husband who tells his wife that he just “laid” (paid) the babysitter, a dad who tells his daughter that he and her mom are going to “divorce” (Disney), and many more epic texting fails too raunchy to list here. Whether you love technology, texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others, Damn You, Autocorrect! will leave you laughing until you cry, and thankful that nothing this embarrassing has happened to you. Yet.
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