December 2011
36 posts
The worst thing I ever ate was Trader Joe’s beefless ground beef. Don’t let the pretty package on the cover fool you. It’s horrid. It is mealy, and has the consistency of ground up insect wings. Tastes like wet cardboard. Smells like cat food. Avoid like your life depended on it.
Natural and Warm must be Japanese for “regurgitated horse vomit.”
GET THE PARTY STARTED with those 3 f*cking pepperonis! Thanks, Totinos!
I can’t believe this “Larry The Cable Guy Lasagna Dinner” even exists. But it does. And against my better judgment I purchased it for $1 at a discount store near me. There are no human words that can describe the stench that permeates out of the package as it starts heating. It’s like hot, rotting garbage. The taste is even worse. It was like eating regurgitated dog vomit...
