The World's Worst Beverage Name: Part 2
…but think of how happy your girlfriend will be when you tell her you’re “going out for pussy” and simply come home with this.
If You Thought Airline Food Was Bad…
“I’m on my way to Frankfurt, enjoying the ride on the ICE high-speed train. What you see above is a cheese-and-pickle sandwich, the likes of which can be yours for a measly 3.60 Euros. Now, I love me some cheese-and-pickle sandwich, but this one wasn’t all that mouth-watering: odd powder on the outside (flour? mold?!), dried-out cheese on the inside, rubbery bread in between, and butter...
Worst Foreign Food Product
(submitted by Jake)
World's Worst Wedding Cakes
“I can’t even believe the “wedding cakes” at my coworkers wedding. Omg. I die.” -Sara
Another Pizza Fail
(submitted by Miss S)
Worst Burger I Ever Had
“The Craz-E Burger at the Big E. It’s a hamburger patty, topped with cheese and bacon, and sandwiched between two slices of a Krispy Kreme doughnut, lightly grilled. The taste is overwhelmingly bad. But how could it taste bad? It’s a doughnut, which is great, and a burger, which is also great, mixed together. Eaters have been mixing savory and sweet for centuries. What could...
Worst Sun Chips I Ever Ate
“I got to my university today starving. I had seen some “Garden Salsa” Sun Chips in the vending machines and decided to get a bag. The first bite tasted like a regular SunChip, albeit saltier. A few chips later, there was a very slight spice to it. After a few more, I felt like I was eating solidified tomato paste. When I finished the bag, there was a weird film left...
Worst M&Ms I Ever Ate
“I love all M&Ms, even the pretzel ones, but these Coconut M&Ms taste like POISON. I don’t understand why they are so bad. I love coconut. I love chocolate. But they are disgusting and oily with this fake and sickeningly sweet gross aftertaste. I was so disappointed.” -Jen
Worst Name For A Drink
Worst Candy I Ever Ate
“This atrocity is called “Take-Out Gummy Fried Noodle & Eyeball with Candy Sauce”, I bought it at Walgreens thinking it would be fruity and tasty (thinking back on it this was probably a really silly idea since it’s a “fried noodle” candy) … anyways it was absolutely disgusting, the noodles were rubbery & oily with GREASE, even without the neon-green colored sauce (which was...
Worst Thing Bear Grylls Ever Ate
Worst "Margarita" I Ever Drank
“The new Taco Bell margarita slushie is the worst thing I’ve ever put into my mouth. I love margaritas, and it is really hard to screw up a virgin margarita, but they did!!! It doesn’t taste like a margarita at all. It tastes like watery Lysol with about 25 limes squirted in it. And the color is a peachy yellow. Um, okay? I wouldn’t drink this again if I was dying of...
Worst Cookie I ever Ate
“My Thai buddy gave these to me and told me they were fantastic. Mmm, fruit flavored oreos, I thought. The cookie looked so pretty that I ate the whole thing in one bite. Blah! It tasted like I licked under a dirty old man’s armpit. I still have to get my friend back for this one.” -Ryan
Worst Pudding I Ever Ate
“Attention internet! Jelly Belly cotton candy pudding snacks are not fit for human consumption. I love their jelly beans and cotton candy is one of my favorite flavors, so I knew I had to try this. It stinks from the moment you peel the lid back. The sickeningly sweet artificial strawberry fumes overpower your senses. The color is pretty as you lift it into your mouth, but the chemical...
Worst Frosting / Fondant I Ever Ate
“I was given the task to make a cake for my cousin’s baby shower and I took it pretty seriously. I figured instead of whipping up the same old thing, I would go out on a limb and try to do something more professional looking - that’s when I saw Iron Chef fondant. The product worked well but when it came time for tasting, I was so embarrassed. It was hard, chewy, rubbery, and...
Worst Smoothie I Ever Drank
“I was so excited to try the strawberry banana yogurt smoothie at McDonalds. That’s my favorite smoothie flavor! But this thing is just nasty! It is bitter and tart and has huge pieces of strawberry puree in it. The whole thing actually tastes like APPLE JUICE, and lo and behold that is one of the main ingredients. I was incredibly disappointed, and would not recommend these to...
Worst Ice Cream I Ever Had
“If you ever wanted to know what the scrapings of an old coffee mug and cigarette filled ashtray would taste like if you added milk and froze them, buy the half the fat coffee flavor of Dreyer’s ice cream.” -Ed
Worst Energy Drink I Ever Had
“There is no way to put a positive spin on Neuro Fuel…… This stuff is HORRIBLE! NF has a screaming canary yellow color that looks really good but once the aroma hits your nose you are wondering why they would put yack piss in a can! If you are still tempted to taste this vile fluid you will get a very dry taste similar to a sugar free drink, medium aftertaste and a taste that I’m lost...
Worst Thing I Ever Ate: Scrapple
“Scrapple is the grossest food EVER. They take pig tendons, cartilage, feet, skin, ears, nose, gums, and all the other scraps that no one wants, and mix them with corn starch and fillers until it turns into one big congealed mess. It tasted so bad, I couldn’t even force myself to swallow it. No wonder CRAP is included in the name. That’s exactly what it is.” -XCOEDX
Worst Chips I Ever Ate
“My friend from Korea sent me a gift basket of international foods and these Tako Chips were included. They have got to be the most disgusting chips I have ever put in my mouth. They taste like fish that went rotten. Since I have never eaten octopus I can’t say if it was an accurate depiction or not. Funny thing was, they were actually shaped like goldfish, so I was expecting them to...
Worst Quesadillas I Ever Ate
“My friends and I went to Dairy Queen one night for dinner. My boyfriend and I are vegetarian so he got the veggie quesadillas. I had gotten them one time before and they were horrible, but my boyfriend insisted on getting them for him. The veggies in the veggie quesadilla were onions and tomatoes. Also, TOMATO IS A FRUIT, mind you. Anyway, the onions weren’t even cooked and they...
Lightly Seasoned Snyder's Pretzel Nibblers
“Note how the package says they’re lightly seasoned. Just ignore the GIGANTIC HUNK OF HONEY MUSTARD AND ONION SEASONING GLUED TO THE TINY PRETZEL. No, I didn’t eat it. I don’t have a death wish!” -Dave
Shrek Twinkies: The Nastiest Snack Ever?
Thanks, but I don’t want to know anything about his “creamy green ogre filling.”
Worst Taco I Ever Ate
“Look what they served me at Del Taco! This was supposed to be a chicken soft taco. I ate it against my better judgment and it tasted worse than it looked. Sorry, Del Taco, but you fail.” -Eric
Worst Wedding Dinner / Buffet I Ever Ate
Dear Worst thing I Ever Ate, I present to you the worst buffet I ever ate. This was at my 19-year-old cousin’s wedding at a very crappy hotel back in February. The food was cold, didn’t taste that good, and as you can see in the picture, not that good looking either. I almost got my sister to drive over to the nearby Burger King to get something better to eat. -Sarah
Fish Eye, Anyone?
“My grandmother’s eatin fish heads and tried to make me eat the eye. I told her no way, so she popped it out and ate it in front of me. Ewwwwwwwww it was huge.” -Wanda235
Worst Instant Soup I Ever Had
“I’m a college student, so I’m normally not very picky about my food, but the Garden Split Pea instant soup from Health Valley is by far the worst instant soup I have ever eaten. I picked it up since my favorite instant soup company doesn’t make split pea anymore, and figured “what the hell, let’s give this a try”. It smelled more like stale cream of...
Worst Breakfast Sandwich I Ever Ate
“So Burger King has some kind of wheat foccacia breakfast sandwich. Dear God, run screaming! The wheat… foccacia? Seems disrespectful to foccacia to call this hot mess by that name. It was sweet for some reason, and sort of soggy. The bacon was wet. The “egg” was spongy and somehow simultaneously dry and soggy at the same time. The ham was processed cheap lunchmeat -...
Worst Dip I Ever Ate
“Under normal circumstances, I love Trader Joe’s; inexpensive organic food is hard to come by in most cases. Plus, they have Two-Buck-Chuck (cheapest of all decent wines). But, in this case, Trader Joe’s has led me astray. This dip smells like hot garbage and tastes well, like the fateful end of a night of partying. My advice? Stick with what you know at Joe’s. Better to be boozy from...
Worst Chips 'n Dip I Ever Ate
“I wanted a side dish for my delicious dumplings so I thought this sundried tomato hummus and pita chips would be nice. WRONG. It was pure salt and garlic! The pita chips didn’t even look like pita and they were gross too. I keep burping garlic and I want to puke. I choked down half of it but now I wish I stopped after my first taste. UGH!” -Grace
Worst Juice I Ever Drank
“Dole Watermelon juice is the nastiest thing I ever tasted. No other way to describe it. Why would Dole even make this shit!! If you see it in your store, run!” -bam
Worst Salad I Ever Ate
“Co-worker cooked me dinner last night. I didn’t have the heart to tell her she put enough ranch dressing on our salads to choke a freakin’ horse. She also covered it in what tasted like 25 tablespoons of orange zest, and threw in these big inedible pieces of orange as well. Total overkill. Definitely the worst salad I ever ate.” -Submitted by Aaron
Worst Yogurt I Ever Ate
“Stonyfield OIKOS - Organic Greek Yogurt - Caramel. It looked (and tasted) like someone urinated inside vanilla yogurt. Being an organic product with no preservatives perhaps something went rotten, either that, or this is just a disgusting tasting product. I never purchased another to find out. It was indeed the worst thing I ever ate” -Jennifer
Worst Sandwich I Ever Ate
“I let my mom convince me that this chicken bacon ranch was good from nasty Subway, and now I’m stuck eating this soggy-ass sub.” -DC (I’ve never gotten a good sandwich from Subway, either.)
Worst Soup I Ever Ate
(Photo submitted by John. I don’t know what sort of bloated foot that is, and frankly, I DON’T WANT TO KNOW.)
Worst Mexican I Ever Ate
“I HATE FOOD AT ON THE BORDER. This was so nasty!!! I ordered a combo plate and couldn’t take more than one bite of any of the crap they served me. It’s easily the worst Mexican food I’ve ever had, and believe me, I’ve had a lot of bad Mexican. I would have to be starving and moments from death before I ever ate at this place again.” -Dave
Worst Soda I Ever Had
“If grape flintstone vitamins made a soda it would be this Fanta. Ugh, shit is so gross.” -Gaddy
Worst Skittles I Ever Ate
“When I saw these Skittles Fizzl’d Fruits at the supermarket, I had to buy them. Skittles that fizz? AWESOME! And I’ve never tried a skittle I didn’t like. So, I bought the large bag. What a MISTAKE! I spent fourish dollars on a bag of foam. That’s right people. If you like the feeling of foaming at the mouth, or the feeling of excess saliva in your...
Worst Cough Medicine I Ever Had
“Buckley’s cough mixture is THE most disgusting tasting thing I have ever put into my mouth. It literally tastes like pine combs that a cat just took a piss on (not surprising, because it contains ammonia and pine oils). And wait until you start burping it up a few hours later. It is even more disgusting. Their slogan is “it tastes gross but it works.” I don’t know...
Worst Nachos I Ever Ate
“Don’t order the nachos at Six Flags! They charged me almost $8 for a tiny plate of stale nasty chips with some old-ass tomatoes on them. I didnt even have to go on the roller coaster, I felt sick after taking a whiff of the shit they tried to pass off as guacamole.” -Submitted by Dez
Worst Mystery Food I Ever Ate
“I’m not a picky eater. So when my friends grab dinner I tell them to get me whatever. However, this take out from Ruby Tuesday changed that forever. Worst thing was after they dropped it off I couldn’t figure out what it was. I tasted salty cheese, dry chewy meat substance, and porky gravy. I looked at their menu online and I am stumped. To me, there is nothing worse than bad...
Worst Tuna I Ever Ate
“Daughter dared me to take a bite of her tuna salad. She made it with mustard, ketchup, pickles and tuna… All I can say is EWWWWWWWWWW!” -Submitted by Jackie
Worst Doritos I Ever Ate
From Walt: These Mr. Dragon’s Fire Chips from Doritos are digustinggggg. They are the same puke green color as the bag and are coated with a dried green powder. They’re supposed to be hot wasabi flavor but it really tasted like horse radish. They weren’t even hot or THAT spicy. If you see these in your travels, avoid them and don’t get lured in by the dragon on the bag...
Worst Alfredo I Ever Ate
“The chicken alfredo pasta at Applebees - I mean Crapplebees - is so effing horrible! The sauce tastes like lighter fuel that has been watered down by cat urine. The bread was soggy and mushy and bloated, like it was floating in water. And why are there baby carrots thrown in there? Don’t order this!” -Submitted by Kat
Worst Pasta I Ever Ate
“I ordered ‘bolognaise spaghetti’ and somehow ended up with what tasted like hunks of chicken covered in ketchup on my plate. My friends all rave about what great Italian food Olive Garden has. They are absolutely insane, do any of you know people like this too? If they ever drag me there again I am just sticking with salad. Every time I try pasta they either mess it up, or it...
Worst McDonalds I Ever Ate
“I decided to try a McDonalds snack wrap on my lunch break today. This is the shit that they gave me. Half of a burnt hamburger patty that looked previously nibbled, and a half a slice of nasty rubbery cheese, on a cold tortilla. It tasted worse than it looked. I’m bitter I spent $1.49 on this.” -Mick
…hence why you should always line the lower rack with foil.
Worst Sandwich I Ever Ate
“The Ham and Cheese at Arctic Circle! At first I thought they messed up and gave me a sloppy joe hamburger or steak ‘n cheese or something. No, it was just my ham and cheese. Goopy, and with a wet bun.” -May in UT
Worst Pizza I Ever Ate
“I decided to try Pizza Hut’s Pizza Mia because they were bragging about it. How it uses only fresh, vine ripened tomatoes, all natural cheese, stone ground crust, and quality toppings. The pizzas come in one perfect, eat it all yourself, size (which is what I made the stupid decision of doing.) Yes Sir, that was me after consuming the entire plain cheese pizza Mia. Don’t judge...
Worst Thing I Ever Drank: Four Loko
“Four Loco is a caffeinated alcohol beverage and it is the most disgusting thing EVER. Think nasty flavored pine sol. Tastes just like cough syrup and makes your tongue burn. Most horrid putrid nasty revolting crap I ever had the displeasure of drinking. It was also a really horrible groggy drunk feeling.” -Sue