August 2010
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Frozen Pizza Fail
“This is what happens when you cook a frozen pepperoni pizza for 90 minutes on 450 degrees. Whoops!” -Jacqueline
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Worst Crackers I Ever Ate
“Heads up: Rice Bran Health Valley crackers are really disgusting. They tried to change the box 7 times to try to convince us that it would taste different or better, but they lie!! I know they are somewhat healthy, so I wasn’t expecting them to taste like Ritz, but these were just an assault on my senses. The worst of it all was they became mushy in my mouth like wet chalk.”...
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Hot Dogs And Spaghetti Don't Mix
submitted by S21
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Worst Chips I Ever Ate
“Let me put this bluntly: these Clamato tortilla chips taste like someone farted in your mouth after eating a massive plate of Indian food. Eat them, only if you want to know what death tastes like.” -James
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Worst Crackers I Ever Ate
“These Japanese soy sauce/ramen flavor wheat crackers were horrible! I should’ve taken the warning that girl on the bag was giving me—she’s looks pissed. I guess I should be too since I wasted $1.39 on these. The texture is like a cross between crackers and chips with a lot of soysauce flavoring.” -Submitted by Natalie
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The Worst Quiche I Ever Ate
My boyfriend found this recipe online and decided to try it. It was a quiche made of chunky pesto, blue cheese, spinach, tomatoes, and what tasted like scrambled eggs. Whoever invented blue cheese should be shot. It overpowered everything, and there was enough pesto on top of it to drown my fork. Bleh!
Submitted by Tiff
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Cake Fail
(Submitted by Anna)
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Worst Vegetarian Food I Ever Ate
“To put it bluntly, nutmeat is THE GROSSEST STUFF EVER. It’s not meat, it’s a vegetarian meat alternative. It smells vile. Toxic, actually. And there’s a gelatinous slime on the top of the log, sort of like cat food. It doesn’t taste like anything I’ve ever eaten before, but it makes your tongue tingle and instantly triggered my gag reflex. I love soya...
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World's Least Appetizing Mushroom
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Worst Breakfast I Ever Ate
Jimmy Dean pancakes & sausage minis (blueberry) are DISGUSTING.
You will never get the taste out of your mouth.
Seriously. Never. You could gargle with Tabasco and it would survive.
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Worst Deli "Meat" I Ever At
“All I can say is that this is so freaking disgusting, no wonder Oscar Meyer doesn’t even really acknowledge they make it (there’s no mention of Liver Cheese on their website anywhere). Oddly enough there is no cheese in it. According to Wikipedia, it contains corned beef, pork, bacon and onions and is made by grinding the ingredients very fine and then baking it as a loaf in a...
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Kellogg's Chocolatey Delight Cereal Fail
WTF? -plenaverse
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Worst Hot Dog I Ever Ate
“I forgot my lunch one day at work, and by the time my lunch break rolled around, I was starving. There is a machine in the break room that sells muffins, frozen cheeseburgers, and other things that you can heat up. I bought this chili dog, thinking that it would be at least halfway decent, because a local company makes them and delivers them fresh every day. WRONG! The taste was AWFUL… the...
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Worst Chicken I Ever Ate
“Found this “thing” in a piece of thigh meat that I got at Kentucky Fried Chicken in Marshfield, MO - can’t tell if it’s a worm, brains, or something else altogether.
The store manager tried to tell me that it was nothing and was quick to grab it from my hands and throw it away. Offered me a free piece to replace it … yeah, right … last time...
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Worst Candy I Ever Ate
Om Nom NOT!!!!! These Jolly Rancher Fruit Chews are the grossest things ever!!! -kylebrooks
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Worst Frozen Pizza I Ever Ate
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE ON THE BOX: WHAT IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE: “I eat a lot of frozen pizzas (hey, I’m a college student) so I know the good from the bad. With that experience I can officially say this Simply Enjoy Sliced Mozzarella Cheese thing from Stop & Shop was the worst frozen pizza I have ever had. It’s hard to describe the taste, but it was awful. It was oily and...
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Combos Fail
Food fail from a bag of Combos. Cheese Cracker was the flavor, I believe. -dustbuffalo
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Worst Carrot I Never Ate
Didn’t eat it, but had to share: this is what happens to a perfectly healthy carrot when you put it in your car for 2 months. It smells like moldy ass, is what it smells like. -milandkate
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Worst Noodles I Ever Ate
I ate this bowl of Nissin Hot & Spicy Chicken Flavor ramen the other day. Serious identity crisis going on in that bowl. I couldn’t tell if it was Asian or Mexican. It wasn’t tasty… at all.
Even with food, you can see that when you try to be something you’re not, it doesn’t come out right. -thesumofitsparts
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Worst Garlic Bread I Ever Ate
“We picked up some of this 3-cheese garlic bread from Trader Joe’s last night, and it was the WORST GARLIC BREAD WE EVER ATE. Seriously, words can not describe how bad it was. It was a tiny, unappetizing slice of bread with a goopy, mushy, oily blend of cheese on top that smelled like gym socks and looked like baby vomit. Looking at it, you just knew it was going to taste disgusting....
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Worst Breakfast Sandwich I Ever Ate
“I just wanted to tell you that the McDonalds McGriddle is one of the top 5 worst things I’ve ever put into my mouth. I had one last year and the taste still haunts me. If you don’t know, it is bacon, egg and American cheese served on rubbery maple-flavored pancakes, embossed with the McDonald’s logo. The pancake doesn’t taste like maple syrup, but like MAPLE POISON....
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Worst Mac And Cheese I Ever Ate
“This Macaroni and Cheese Grilled Cheese Explosion stuff VIOLATED AND MURDERED all my good feelings about Kraft Mac and Cheese. I’ve been a devotee of the brand since I could chew and seeing this on my local supermarket’s shelf made me think “MORE CHEESE, HELLS YES!!!”, throw it in the grocery cart and cook it instantly. One bite and my first thought was “uh . . Mac and cheese doubles as...
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Worst Soup I Ever Ate
“I usually make homemade soup, but felt lazy tonight. Thought I would have a nice v8 tomato herb soup with my grilled cheese….. after all, it didn’t come in a can! Little did I know that apparently the way to make this soup is to eat a bunch of tomatoes, then vomit. That’s what the texture was like. Gross!” -Submitted by Chris
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Worst Beer I Ever Drank
“I had a really hard day at work and all I was looking forward to was a cold beer and a home cooked meal from my mom. When I got to her house, all she had were these cans of Bud Beer with clamato juice, called Cheladas. I love clams, love tomato juice, and I love Bud beer, but together they are beyond nasty. This is the grossest thing I’ve ever drank in my life. It looks like watery,...
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Worst Ice Cream I Ever Ate
“Ice cream is one of my favorite sweet treats, so I haven’t really tasted any flavor I didn’t really like. Until now. Dreyer’s Take the Cake really does… “take the cake”. I’ve always loved birthday cake ice cream, so I was getting a bit excited. I open the container and saw the “birthday cake ice cream” was marbled with these swirls of super artificial electric blue “frosting”. Frozen...
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Nasty Raw Sausage
“Oh how I loathe school food. They actually served the students visibly pink sausage for lunch one day. I can’t say it’s the worst thing I ever ate, because I was too afraid to try it.” -Submitted by Ryan
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Worst Burger I Ever Ate
“I personally hate McDonald’s hamburgers, but my husband occasionally gets them as a cheap easy meal. This is one he recently got in a meal and the burger is still very pink! How can that even be possible as the patties are so thin to begin with!” -Betty W.
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Worst Popcorn I Ever Ate
“My friend at work brought in caramel soft & chewy caramel popcorn snacks today. They are really just popcorn balls that are shaped like corn on the cob. It was the nastiest popcorn I’ve ever eaten. It was sickeningly sweet and chewy, like popcorn that had been left out in the humidity for a week. And the worst part is that it is shaped more like a dick than an ear of corn and I...
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Worst Gum I Ever Had
“Amp energy gum. I don’t know what I was thinking. It started off alright, but then, then something happened. 25 seconds in, the gum went bi-polar and turned totally bitter and tasted poisonous. Next time I need a pick-me-up, I’m trying a banana” -Dale
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Green Tea Ice Cream
“This Haagen-Dazs green tea crap isn’t ice cream, it’s frozen hell. Gritty, and it tasted like perfume. Just bad bad bad.”
(Submitted by Yoki)
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Worst Popsicle I Ever Ate
So I was in my local Asian grocery store this evening, and came across a box of these green bean ice-pops, on sale. I’m always up for something different, so I bought a box. Yea…big mistake.
I know you are probably thinking, “green bean ice-pops sound disgusting,” and that thought would be the understatement of the century.These were absolutely AWFUL! Worse than I...
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Worst Pancakes I Ever Ate
“Do not……. under any circumstances……. eat these things. It’s a disgusting, foul tasting brick-like sausage surrounded by a plasticky tasting, rubberized pancake. The chocolate chips are the size of sprinkles and you can’t even tell they are there. It’s on a stick, like a lollipop, which only made it even more disgusting. I still want to gag thinking...
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Worst Nuts I Ever Ate
“Much like the rest of the universe, I enjoy a mid morning snack. A few months back I was surprised to find a 4” stick just kickin’ it in my Planters mixed nuts. I demanded a top hat and monocle from Kraft Foods, but all I got was 5 free tins of nuts.” -Submitted by JR
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Worst Australian Bush Tucker I Ever Ate
Courtesy of George Takai on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. New catchphrase: “THE PENIS IS REBELLING!”
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Worst Sandwich I Ever Ate
No matter how busy we are, this is a top we’d never pop again. BBQ chicken sandwich in a can? Can you say hurl in your mouth? -foodietheapp
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Worst Appetizer I Ever Ate
the most disgusting food ever. i have tried to like hush puppies. on numerous occasions. alas, they will remain on my intense dislike list. -lifestylemusings
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Worst Philly Cheese Steak I Ever Ate
“Worst steak sandwich ever, from Pat’s in Philadelphia. Cold meat, gristle, cheese didn’t even melt! Never again. Geno’s next time!” -DaveBrews
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Worst Wings I Ever Ate
“These were the worst boneless wings ever, from Uno Chicago Grill. So really awful. Take me to Quaker Steak and Lube!” -PghLesbian24 Our comments: I saw Bear Grylls eat something like that last week on Man vs Wild.
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Worst Salad I Ever Ate
“The worst salad I have ever gotten in my life, at TGIFriday’s. I told them to keep it.”-FreshBoyBoski Our comments: That is OFFICIALLY the worst salad I’ve ever seen in my life. How could they serve that? It’s just a quartered iceberg head! Nasty.
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Worst Jelly Bean I Ever Ate
“My friend just brought over a bag of these buttered popcorn jelly beans from Jelly Belly. IT WAS THE WORST JELLY BEAN I EVER ATE!!! These are the worst things that the world has created. They made me want to puke. As soon as I put it in my mouth i got nauseous from the fake oily butter taste. It was like poison. The thick crust on the shell of the bean was nasty too. Do not ever eat...
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Worst Pringles I Ever Ate
“I love Pringles. And I tend to enjoy pickles, too. But these are two foods that should never be eaten together, much less packaged together as a food mashup. Yuck! These are inedible. Consider yourself warned.” -Matt Our comments: I guess you won’t be trying the seaweed or soft shelled crab Pringles anytime soon then, eh?
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Worst Fries I Ever Ate
“Do not, under any circumstances, eat these Calbee shrimp flavored chips (french fries). Eat those little packets of desiccant that come in pill bottles before you eat these.” -Brandon Our comments: I don’t think they even sell these in the USA, and I’m perfectly fine with that.
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Worst Chocolate I Ever Ate
“This is a Macasure chocolate bar, and it is by far the worst chocolate I have eaten.
I found it at the check out of Whole Foods, and thought Id give it a try. Oh boy was I in for a treat when I took a bite out of it. Not only was the chocolate grainy, as if sand was mixed in with it, but there was a rotten fruit aftertaste that totally overpowered any chocolate taste.” -Daniel
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Worst Frozen Dessert I Ever Ate
“My boyfriend and I went to Rita’s the other night for some Italian ice. I was in the mood for something pineapple-flavored, so I chose the sugar free pineapple ice. Why I thought this was I good idea, I don’t know. It was the worst frozen dessert I’ve ever had. Instead of pineapple it tasted like straight pinesol in slushie form. I tried giving it to my boyfriend, who will more or less eat...
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Worst Egg I Ever Ate
“The worst egg I ever ate was a hundred year egg in China. If you don’t know what that is, consider yourself lucky. It is a preserved egg that’s been left to rot in a mixture of clay, ash, salt and feces for several months. I could only take one bite of this thing because it triggered my gag reflex so strongly. It smelled like hundred year old fart and tasted like death....
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Worst Apple I Ever Ate
“So, I’m all proud of myself for eating a healthy snack when I take a big bite and discover that my apple has rotted from the inside out - GROSS!” -Scott Our comments: Wow. That was a big bite. And that rotten core is the stuff nightmares are made of.
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Worst Potato Chips I Ever Ate
Heinz ketchup-flavored potato chips by Herr’s are undoubtedly the nastiest potato chips I’ve ever eaten. I love ketchup - I mean I really love ketchup - but these things just taste like poison. AND THEY SMELL REALLY ODD. When you first open the bag and take a whiff, it smells *exactly* like a hamburger that was just cooked on a barbecue grill and slathered with ketchup. Totally gross,...
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Worst Salad I Ever Ate
“I purchased a Nature’s Promise Organic Caesar Salad from my local Stop & Shop grocery store. After eating 90% of it, I looked down and noticed A DEAD FLY floating around in the dressing. Ew!!! I understand things like that happen, and bugs are a part of life, and blah blah blah, but that doesn’t make it any easier to deal with! Yuck. Definitely the worst salad I ever...
