"I don’t know why I ordered chili cheese fries from Chili’s to go, but my boyfriend and I were craving them so I picked them up on my way home from work. I got hope and was horrified to find a styrofoam container full of barf. And the fries were cold and slimy. Screw you, Chilis. Screw you." -Jessie
From Steve: Now made with more baby! A delicious delicacy found in the deli section of my favorite St. Louis international grocery store. Just like the package boasts this baby bologna is found on the very best tables….just not mine.
From jordanming: I joined Weight watchers a while back and thought I’d try one of their chocolate breakfast shake things. Worst. Thing. Ever. It was goopy and grainy, and it did not taste like chocolate at all. This film started congealing on top only a minute or two after mixing it together. I still have a bunch of packages of the stuff in my cupboard that I have no idea what to do with, because I’d feel bad throwing it away since it cost me 7 bucks.
From dezh: most disgusting soda ever. bermuda is a major exporter of ginger beer apparently so i tried it. disgusting. like liquefied foot stench in a can. maybe it was the combination of diet and ginger but this drink is a big no no.
From Abigail: my dad and grandpa overcooked the turkey so we ended up eating mashed potatoes and stuffing for Thanksgiving. They actually carved the turkey and served it, too. I tried a piece and it tasted like burned rubber. Worst thing I ever ate!
A friend blindly offered me one of these “delightful” snacks that her mom got her from England. She told me it was a chocolate flavored dessert cheeto. They are called twiglets and they taste like dirt and butt and roasted chicken. They taste like what I imagine a twig to taste like. Moral of the story: there is no such thing as chocolate cheetos…
From KT: The taste is ‘sweet’ in the sense that it’s like dumping an entire bag of sugar onto your tongue, and there’s an aftertaste that is clearly meant to be spicy but just ends up burning the hell out of your mouth. The texture is similar to stale Chex…a dreadful snack experience.
Dried seaweed. This is the GROSSEST thing i have ever set upon my taste buds. My mom made me try it, insisting that i would love it. It tastes like a whale ejaculated on 5 pieces of gritty, dark green paper and stuck them together. I dared my friend to try it and she put it in her mouth, shrieked, dropped my laptop, ran to my kitchen sink and promptly vomited. Five inches from the sink. On my cat. :(
From Melissa: Worst Mongolian BBQ EVER!!! This mystery meat was supposed to be chicken. Not sure what the disease ridden looking red spots are supposed to be, but then we were supposed to top it off with this fish egg looking marmalade. Ewwww!
"This was supposed to my lunch today until my little brother saw it and said it looked like an infected penis. I didn’t eat it. It was a Stauffer’s chicken and mashed potato frozen meal. Gross." -Becca
Earlier this year, Smiths Chips had a competition, where you had to suggest a new chip flavour, and the top four were all produced and sold, and buyers could vote for their favourite. I bought the ceasar salad ones. I don’t know why. I guess it came from that same little voice in the back of my head that whispers to me, ‘go on, unclog the toaster with a knife while it’s still plugged in. What’s the worst that can happen?’
I think the real issue with these chips is that they actually taste like ceasar salad. Chips.that.taste.like.lettuce. It’s unnervingly accurate in flavour, and completely wrong in texture. Even scarier, there’s no hint on the ingredients list of what they have added to make it taste like lettuce!
From Chelsea: I’m a college freshman, so i decided to buy a Marie Calendar’s smoky creamy mac n cheese with bacon microwavable thing. the frozen dinners are normally good so i thought awesome this will be great. boy was i wrong! first off, its not the easiest to cook. you gotta rip stuff and flip the top. the noodles were fine but the sauce was revolting. its in a white pouch i’ve never had anything so thick. it taste like flower and salt with cheap bacon. it becomes even worse on the noodles. i couldn’t get anyone in my suite to eat it. ill be sticking with easy mac for now on
From girlina: so, this energy drink “venom” is sold in the campus cafe at my college and i had the silly idea it would be a good bet to keep me awake for my class that runs from 7-10pm. how foolish i was. it tastes like a bad orgy between a liquified pixie stick and a jolly rancher left in your pocket for two weeks. plus, it’s even more heavily carbonated than soda. it legit exploded when i opened it. be warned: i know it looks like an appropriately potent energy drink that will keep you awake, but avoid the pain and stick with coffee.
No amount of artful chive placement or balsamic skidmarks could make this ok.. making a piece of chicken look this obscene is an acheivement in itself, but the rice-boob-cherry-nipple pairing is just inspired. And this in a fancy parisian restaurant without even a hint of irony. Awful.
"My girlfriend made me french toast. I came in the room totally disgusted, I thought she used rotten eggs. For some reason she put blue food coloring in the batter. They say you eat with your eyes, and that’s true. I ate it but I wanted to barf the whole time." -Submitted by Dan
From yesterdays-lunch: This is the worst thing I’ve ever consumed. My dad offered it to me without telling me what was in it: beer, tomato juice, and clam. It tastes like bad tomato soup mixed with even worse cheap beer. The taste stays on your tongue and is impossible to get rid of.
From Kristen: This is a moledito. When it came out we thought the chef took a crap on the plate and then decorated it with various bodily fluids. C+ for taste, F- for presentation.
From Jillian Madison: Kristen, congratulations. I think that is one of the nastiest looking things we have ever posted on this website. I can’t believe a chef actually served that, because it looks like a dog shit covered in mold and maggot larvae. Props to you for having the cojones to taste it.
From Erin: This is “Green Stuff”, my family’s holiday tradition. I think I took a few bites in 1998 and was scarred for life. The recipe includes two types of Jello, mayo, pecans, celery, pineapple, evaporated milk and cottage cheese. And no, the cute little fish mold isn’t fooling anyone.
From SilverDrake3: I am a big fan of hummus. There was not a hummus I didn’t like until I tried the Garden Herb Pita Chips and Original Hummus for lunch one day. It was nasty and grainy and tasted like soggy sawdust with a bunch of salt mixed in. The chips were lackluster, didn’t taste a thing like the “garden herbs” the package boasted. Not worth it!
Life Lesson: Coconut Water Tastes Nothing Like Coconut
From Jimbo: I LOVE coconut and really was excited about trying this. This is the worst fluid I have ever put in my mouth. I could only take a sip and had to pour it out. It tasted like bitter water from a third world ground well and not like coconut AT ALL. I don’t care if it’s a good source of potassium. Give me a damn banana. I can get a bunch for $2 and I know what I’m getting myself into. It says on the little carton “pure Naked” this was “pure crap” but at least it didn’t make me vomit.
From Amanda: When I was studying abroad in Austria, I wanted to be adventurous, so I tried a lot of new food. Since I didn’t know what all the food was and my German wasn’t so good, I would sometimes order random things off a menu just for fun. Usually they turned out okay, but this “Presswurst” was absolutely the most awful thing ever. Mystery meat jell-o.