December 2010
56 posts
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Worst Milkshake I Ever Drank
From Kate: This is a bubbilicious bubblegum flavored milkshake. My mom brought it home for me from 7-11 because I “used to love the gum” when I was like 12. When you open it, it smells like the gum. It’s pink, and is the consistency of Pepto Bismol. But it tastes like saliva from someone who has chewed the gum and then spit it into the container. It’s sick and wrong. And...
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Mario Bros Candy
From Boosha: Being a Mario fan, and a sour candy fan, I jumped at the opportunity to try these. Bad choice. They tasted like the acrylic compound used to adjust the dental appliances I wore when I was a teenager with braces on my teeth, and the sour sugar coating isn’t sour at all. One bite and I was close to vomiting. Definitely not worth the $6.00 I paid at Safeway and I should have gone with...
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Starbucks Cafe Mocha
From Sara: My Cafe Mocha NW from Starbucks… Apparently I asked for extra oil and the smell of rotting carcass.
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THICK & EASY Milk
From Jeremy: Ok, so I am a flight attendant, and this was the milk that the caterers gave us one day for a flight. After peeing myself laughing, I thought I would try drinking it to see what they meant by “nectar consistancy”. While it definatly was thick, it was by no means easy. It coated my mouth with this nasty film and then turned into a loogy in the back of my throat. So I guess...
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Worst First Class Airplane Meal Ever
From Jeremy: My first class meal on a United flight…in its entirety.
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Worst Chocolate I Ever Ate
From SC:
I got this fancy little gem from my dad out of a gift basket he received at work. The first bite wasn’t so bad, but it was extremely bitter, and not a hint of mint as the package advertised! As I chewed it through, the bitterness morphed into this bizarre and unpleasant aftertaste reminiscent of cough syrup, which lingered in my mouth for a good while afterward. I understand that...
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Worst Candy I Ever Ate
From Farid: My dad is from Iran. His uncle, who lives there, sent him this candy for Christmas. I can’t read Farsi, so I have no idea what it’s called. He gave me some to try, and it was beyond awful. It looked, felt, and tasted like hardened plaster of paris with pistachios mixed in. It’s supposedly made with flour and sugar, but it doesn’t taste sweet at all. PLEASE DO NOT EAT THIS.
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Worst Hot Dog I Ever Ate
From Sarah: Attention, people of the world. If you see a Nathan’s Hot Dog wrapped up in a pretty package in a vending machine, do not buy it. It was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever eaten! And now I feel like I’m gonna vom! SKIP IT PEOPLE!
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Worst Soda I Ever Drank
Submitted by Meena: So here I was, opening this brand-new bottle of President’s Choice Cola, expecting to have some good cola with my dinner. The first thing I noticed was the smell; it was like it had been in my fridge for a couple years. I decided to pour a glass just to see how bad it could really be. Big mistake there. At first, it tasted like rotten cherries, then as a minute passed, it...
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Who Wants Some Chicken Paws?
From Molly: I don’t care what anyone says, these are gross. They’re gross looking when you buy them and gross tasting when you eat them. There’s no meat on them. It’s like gnawing on a rat’s foot. Gross, rubbery meat and sinewy arteries/veins. I’ve eaten my first - and last - chicken paw!
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The "Delightfully Painful" Drink
From lovesufferslong: It’s one thing to muster the spice in a ginger drink, but it’s quite another to swallow a drink with ginger AND chili peppers. Even the company deems it “delightfully painful.” yum! P.S. I should have been warned with the other flavors: Lychee Wasabi and Pomegranate Black Pepper.
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Worst Candy I Ever Ate
From pinkstarbuck: I picked a pack of these up at this years London film and comic book con. I managed to eat half of one before throwing the rest away. The taste was vile, the artificial strawberry flavour really is artificial, they turned into a weird mush in my mouth as i chewed that stuck to my teeth and they had a foul aftertaste that no amount of brushing could shift. My friend tried one...
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Cereal In A Can
From Dale: When I first heard about these Liquid Cereal things, I thought they were fake. They’re not. And yes, it is actually mashed up cereal and milk, in a can. And it’s disgusting. All I can say it that it’s the worst canned item I’ve ever consumed. I got the apples & cinnamon flavor. The first problem is that the liquid is GREEN. And it has runny chunks of...
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Bagged Dehydrated Crab
From Ian: I was traveling around Asia last month and decided to try these roasted crab in a bag. Total mistake! They tasted like old, rotten seafood. And they broke apart and shattered in your mouth like glass because they were so dry. Skip these and just go to the beach and eat sand and seashells instead. That’s what these were like.
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Bacon Cheddar Microwave Popcorn
From Paul: I love bacon. I love cheddar. And I love popcorn. So when I saw this in the store it was like the trifecta of awesome to me. Too bad I got it home and popped it and almost barfed from the smell emitting from the microwave alone. I didn’t taste bacon at all, really. It just tasted like stale old cheddar popcorn. And it left a gross weird slimy film in my mouth, too. I had such...
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Gross Garnish
From Anne: I bought the “Partytime Garnish Pack” last night, even though the packaging made them look like heaping piles of shit from various animals.They tasted and looked even worse in real life. And the smell! Christ. If you need a garnish, avoid like your life depended on it!
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Bacon Cheddar Microwave Popcorn
From Paul: I love bacon. I love cheddar. And I love popcorn. So when I saw this in the store it was like the trifecta of awesome to me. Too bad I got it home and popped it and almost barfed from the smell emitting from the microwave alone. I didn’t taste bacon at all, really. It just tasted like stale old cheddar popcorn. And it left a gross weird slimy film in my mouth, too. I had such...
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Worst Hot Dog I Ever Ate
From Sarah: Attention, people of the world. If you see a Nathan’s Hot Dog wrapped up in a pretty package in a vending machine, do not buy it. It was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever eaten! And now I feel like I’m gonna vom! SKIP IT PEOPLE!
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Worst Milkshake I Ever Drank
From Kate: This is a bubbilicious bubblegum flavored milkshake. My mom brought it home for me from 7-11 because I “used to love the gum” when I was like 12. When you open it, it smells like the gum. It’s pink, and is the consistency of Pepto Bismol. But it tastes like saliva from someone who has chewed the gum and then spit it into the container. It’s sick and wrong. And...
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Cereal In A Can
From Dale: When I first heard about these Liquid Cereal things, I thought they were fake. They’re not. And yes, it is actually mashed up cereal and milk, in a can. And it’s disgusting. All I can say it that it’s the worst canned item I’ve ever consumed. I got the apples & cinnamon flavor. The first problem is that the liquid is GREEN. And it has runny chunks of...
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Bagged Dehydrated Crab
From Ian: I was traveling around Asia last month and decided to try these roasted crab in a bag. Total mistake! They tasted like old, rotten seafood. And they broke apart and shattered in your mouth like glass because they were so dry. Skip these and just go to the beach and eat sand and seashells instead. That’s what these were like.
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Gross Garnish
From Anne: I bought the “Partytime Garnish Pack” last night, even though the packaging made them look like heaping piles of shit from various animals.They tasted and looked even worse in real life. And the smell! Christ. If you need a garnish, avoid like your life depended on it!
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Gravy Stock Leftovers
From Anne: I use the turkey innards to make gravy stock every Thanksgiving. This is what they looked like when I pulled the turkey and vegetables out of the pan. I usually discard the giblets when I’m done, but I actually decided to try EATING them this year. Please people, learn from my mistake. DO NOT, repeat DO NOT eat giblets, unless you want an explosion of bitter, liquid poison in...
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Worst Eggnog I Ever Drank
From monkeyprincess7: My friend and I were wanting some egg nog and so I decided to go to my local grocery store and get some. They didn’t have my brand so I decided to try this. The Festive Egg Nog is the worst smelling, tasting and looking egg nog I have ever had the misfortune of drinking. It was runny, a soft yellow color with little flecks of nutmeg (or I hope it was...
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Taco Bell: Fiesta Steak Bowlz
From Jack: The photo is worth a thousand words. I took one bite and couldn’t even continue. Don’t get me started on the smell that emits from this bowl of death as soon as you peel the paper back and the heat from the microwave starts getting to it, either. Just get your lazy ass in the car and drive to Taco Bell and get the “real” thing there.
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Horrible Ham
From Damon: Believe it or not this was a Thanksgiving ham. It looks like a gall bladder with neon mustard all over it. Tasted as bad as it looked.
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Bagged Octopus
From Karen: This is a dried squid snack that is popular among elementary school children in South Korea. It smells like rancid old squid that has been fermenting in the sun, and turns slimy as the kids gnaw on it. If you sniff the bag, you can smell the squid through the bag.
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Worst "Special" I Ever Ate
From disposable-me: Me and my friends eat at this particular establishment several times a week, usually we all order the same thing. Anne decided to go out on a limb and try “the special” one day, and was quick to notice it appeared to be fried rat on a plate. Eeeek!!!
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Worst Eggs I Ever Ate
From akolyte: After my band played a show we had to stop by wawa to get some “Nomz” i saw this and had to do a double take….a “Snack Pack” ….2 hard boiled eggs….ready to go! in a little…pack! Of course…we had to get them….we ate them. and wanted to barf. They need to be boiled! and thrown somewhere! Do not eat these…and Damn you WaWa…damn you!
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Worst Thing I Ever Drank
From Megan:
This Synergy “tea” is the worst thing I have ever drunk. I’m pretty sure the teabags they used to make this “tea” are actually goat’s nuts steeped in boiling yogurt, because it tasted like fizzy, rotten, moldy yogurt. And it cost like $4 to boot!
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Taco Bell: Fiesta Steak Bowlz
From Jack: The photo is worth a thousand words. I took one bite and couldn’t even continue. Don’t get me started on the smell that emits from this bowl of death as soon as you peel the paper back and the heat from the microwave starts getting to it, either. Just get your lazy ass in the car and drive to Taco Bell and get the “real” thing there.
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Bad Banana
(via Twitpic)
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Worst Cake Mix I Ever Ate
From Veronica: If you feel like baking for the holidays, but don’t have any will power around baked goodies, MAKE THESE gluten free sugar cookies from Cherrybrook Kitchen. The batter and finished product tasted like ASS INFUSED VOMIT. NEVER AGAIN.
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Balut
From Chris:
Balut.
If you don’t know what it is, here’s a description from a Philippines tourism website.
“A visit of the Philippines is not complete without sampling this product deemed to be an aphrodisiac by most Filipinos. Basically, it’s an egg – usually of a duck – where-in the embryo is fed to grow up until at a fetal point, and then boiled. It’s best eaten with salt and most Pinoy’s...
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Horrible Ham
From Damon: Believe it or not this was a Thanksgiving ham. It looks like a gall bladder with neon mustard all over it. Tasted as bad as it looked.
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Sugar Overload
From yvonne990: It’s a white trash breakfast dream-come-true!
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Forgotten Feta Cheese
From 8bitserbia: Furry feta is the omnoms.
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Worst Thing I Ever Drank
From James: A purchase I made while walking the streets of London. This was like flaming razor blades sliding down my throat. However the labeling did make it a must purchase…
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Mystery Food
From Sara: “OH SURE,” I told my friends. “I’ll go eat sushi with you.” I had no idea they were actually ordering turds on a plate. Slimy, nasty, seaweed wrapped around what tasted and smelled like vomit and sewage. I don’t even know what these vehicles of death are but if I ever see them again, I’m running.
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Jellied Eel
From James:
This is actually a thing over in the UK: cold Jellied Eels… terrible, for shame.
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Worst Soup I Ever Ate
From Amber: This was supposed to be the Split Pea and Ham Chunky brand soup. Well it did look chunky. It was a struggle to eat the first couple of bites.
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Marlin Fish Jerky?
From Jinx: Found this in a local store in Maui. Decided, hey could it really be that bad? I like Marlin, I like Teriyaki, I like jerky…. um Yeah….think really fishy, smelly, and totally unchewable….that’s if you can get it in your mouth.
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Worst Frozen Meal I Ever Ate
From getlostatsea:
This Organic Bistro things are, quite possibly, THE WORST thing I’ve ever eaten. The fish smells like a cat treat, the rice feels like you’re eating bits of cardboard and paste, and the broccoli is soggy and flavorless.
It’s absolutely terrible.
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NASTY!
From JJonas: Worst thing I ever ate. Room service risotto at some hotel in China. The rice was sticky and gross and looked like it was covered in cheesy oil. Took one bite and wanted to barf. Failmeal.
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Worst Potluck I Ever Ate
-submitted by Michelle
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Extra Crispy
-submitted by Michael, who spotted this in Venice, Italy
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Really, America?
-submitted by JH
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Gravy Stock Leftovers
From Anne: I use the turkey innards to make gravy stock every Thanksgiving. This is what they looked like when I pulled the turkey and vegetables out of the pan. I usually discard the giblets when I’m done, but I actually decided to try EATING them this year. Please people, learn from my mistake. DO NOT, repeat DO NOT eat giblets, unless you want an explosion of bitter, liquid poison in...
