November 2010
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Worst Diet Shake I Ever Drank
From jordanming: I joined Weight watchers a while back and thought I’d try one of their chocolate breakfast shake things. Worst. Thing. Ever. It was goopy and grainy, and it did not taste like chocolate at all. This film started congealing on top only a minute or two after mixing it together. I still have a bunch of packages of the stuff in my cupboard that I have no...
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Donkey Peen
From zhaosuka: So i asked my friend whilst i was in Beijing, if she could treat me to an obscure & delicious chinese delicacy. So here we go, A Donkeys Cock. (With a complimentary flower)
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Worst Yogurt I Ever Ate
From DSJeffries: Sorry #Dannon, I will NOT eat ur nasty Greek yogurt w/rancid strawberries & runny liquid. #Fail #rancid #badyogurt
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VIDEO: Grossest Thanksgiving Meal Ever. Seriously.
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Raw Zebra, Anyone?
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Worst Thing I Ever Drank
From dezh: most disgusting soda ever. bermuda is a major exporter of ginger beer apparently so i tried it. disgusting. like liquefied foot stench in a can. maybe it was the combination of diet and ginger but this drink is a big no no.
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Worst Chips I Ever Ate
From prmre: Lays pizza pepperoni flavor. Smells like rotten cheese, and tastes even worse.
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Turkey's Done!
From Abigail: my dad and grandpa overcooked the turkey so we ended up eating mashed potatoes and stuffing for Thanksgiving. They actually carved the turkey and served it, too. I tried a piece and it tasted like burned rubber. Worst thing I ever ate!
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That Sweet Potato Looks Like... SOMETHING ELSE
-Submitted by Mandi, who saw this while shopping at Walmart
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Horny Goat Weed???
From Bojana: A tea product from our local Chinese supermarket.
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Hospital Food
From Vanessa: This food was ordered for me, in hospital, the morning after I had my baby. It is supposed to be Apricot Chicken, but I’m pretty sure that is a pig snout, tasted as bad as it looked!!!
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Twiglets
From Shannon:
A friend blindly offered me one of these “delightful” snacks that her mom got her from England. She told me it was a chocolate flavored dessert cheeto. They are called twiglets and they taste like dirt and butt and roasted chicken. They taste like what I imagine a twig to taste like. Moral of the story: there is no such thing as chocolate cheetos…
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The Worst Food Name Of All Time
From Joe: English food, naturally.
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Worst Snack Mix I Ever Ate
From KT: The taste is ‘sweet’ in the sense that it’s like dumping an entire bag of sugar onto your tongue, and there’s an aftertaste that is clearly meant to be spicy but just ends up burning the hell out of your mouth. The texture is similar to stale Chex…a dreadful snack experience.
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Worst Pizza I Ever Ate
From Zodwa: Hubby ordered the worst pizza in the world today: refriedbeans corn sausagefingers bacon tabasco tomatosauce! *pukes*
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BK Ketchup Chips
From Wes: America…we’re already fat enough…Chips that taste like fries?
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Dried Seaweed
From Tori:
Dried seaweed. This is the GROSSEST thing i have ever set upon my taste buds. My mom made me try it, insisting that i would love it. It tastes like a whale ejaculated on 5 pieces of gritty, dark green paper and stuck them together. I dared my friend to try it and she put it in her mouth, shrieked, dropped my laptop, ran to my kitchen sink and promptly vomited. Five inches from the...
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Gross Mongolian BBQ
From Melissa: Worst Mongolian BBQ EVER!!! This mystery meat was supposed to be chicken. Not sure what the disease ridden looking red spots are supposed to be, but then we were supposed to top it off with this fish egg looking marmalade. Ewwww!
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Salmon Cream Cheese
From Jason: “My vote for the nastiest thing in a grocery store.”
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Nasty Frozen Food
“This was supposed to my lunch today until my little brother saw it and said it looked like an infected penis. I didn’t eat it. It was a Stauffer’s chicken and mashed potato frozen meal. Gross.” -Becca
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Doritos Chilli Heatwave Fail
Yum. A bag of spicy, hard cheese clumps! I actually ate one of those hunks, which was a huge mistake. It tasted like a spicy armpit and it made my left eye water. Total Doritos FAIL.
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Starbucks Vanilla Doubleshot
From Daisy: “I’m pretty sure this is made with cat urine. Yuck. Avoid!”
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Ceasar Salad Potato Chips
From Cara:
Earlier this year, Smiths Chips had a competition, where you had to suggest a new chip flavour, and the top four were all produced and sold, and buyers could vote for their favourite. I bought the ceasar salad ones. I don’t know why. I guess it came from that same little voice in the back of my head that whispers to me, ‘go on, unclog the toaster with a knife while it’s still plugged...
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Worst Mac & Cheese I Ever Ate
From Chelsea: I’m a college freshman, so i decided to buy a Marie Calendar’s smoky creamy mac n cheese with bacon microwavable thing. the frozen dinners are normally good so i thought awesome this will be great. boy was i wrong! first off, its not the easiest to cook. you gotta rip stuff and flip the top. the noodles were fine but the sauce was revolting. its in a white pouch i’ve never had...
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Worst Energy Drink I Ever Had
From girlina: so, this energy drink “venom” is sold in the campus cafe at my college and i had the silly idea it would be a good bet to keep me awake for my class that runs from 7-10pm. how foolish i was. it tastes like a bad orgy between a liquified pixie stick and a jolly rancher left in your pocket for two weeks. plus, it’s even more heavily carbonated than soda. it...
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Banana Milk
From Ben: “Litago is a Norwegian brand of milk. This is the banana flavor and it’s so nasty. I don’t think you have it in America but if you ever come to Norway DO NOT BUY IT!”
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Rotten Apple
“I hate finding rotten apples mid-bite. It grosses me out for the rest of the day.” -Aida
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Mmm - Bakery Fresh!
From Ryan: I cooked this during my lunch break the other day in the microwave. It does not look “bakery fresh taste” to me…
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Heaping Plate Of WTF
From Andree:
No amount of artful chive placement or balsamic skidmarks could make this ok.. making a piece of chicken look this obscene is an acheivement in itself, but the rice-boob-cherry-nipple pairing is just inspired. And this in a fancy parisian restaurant without even a hint of irony. Awful.
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Blue French Toast
“My girlfriend made me french toast. I came in the room totally disgusted, I thought she used rotten eggs. For some reason she put blue food coloring in the batter. They say you eat with your eyes, and that’s true. I ate it but I wanted to barf the whole time.” -Submitted by Dan
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Hakarl (Putrefied Shark)
From beandroid: This is Hákarl (Icelandic for putrefied shark). Tastes and smells exactly like ammonia. Has a rubbery like texture. Almost died trying this.
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Bud & Clamato Chelada
From yesterdays-lunch: This is the worst thing I’ve ever consumed. My dad offered it to me without telling me what was in it: beer, tomato juice, and clam. It tastes like bad tomato soup mixed with even worse cheap beer. The taste stays on your tongue and is impossible to get rid of.
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Tops Cereal Fail
A guy on Reddit just found… THIS… in his bowl of Tops cereal:
People in the thread are saying it’s dried corn, but I’m not buying it. It looks like a decaying bat. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. (via)
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Wrong On So Many Levels
-submitted by weedster socks
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Worst Chips I Ever Ate
From Anna: These roast chicken with thyme potato chips from Paris were DISGUSTING. When you opened the bag, it smelled like dog food, and they tasted even worse. Sad thing is, it came in a 2 pack!!
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Worst Cookie Name Of All Time
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The Ugliest Food Of All Time
From Kristen: This is a moledito. When it came out we thought the chef took a crap on the plate and then decorated it with various bodily fluids. C+ for taste, F- for presentation. From Jillian Madison: Kristen, congratulations. I think that is one of the nastiest looking things we have ever posted on this website. I can’t believe a chef actually served that, because it looks like a dog...
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Giant Green Worm With Eyes
From Erin: This is “Green Stuff”, my family’s holiday tradition. I think I took a few bites in 1998 and was scarred for life. The recipe includes two types of Jello, mayo, pecans, celery, pineapple, evaporated milk and cottage cheese. And no, the cute little fish mold isn’t fooling anyone.
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Worst Hummus I Ever Ate
From SilverDrake3: I am a big fan of hummus. There was not a hummus I didn’t like until I tried the Garden Herb Pita Chips and Original Hummus for lunch one day. It was nasty and grainy and tasted like soggy sawdust with a bunch of salt mixed in. The chips were lackluster, didn’t taste a thing like the “garden herbs” the package boasted. Not worth it!
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Nasty Dunkin Donuts Bagel
From Erin: “Since I moved to the east coast I’ve REALLY tried to see why you all love dunkin donuts. Another try, another yuck.”
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Life Lesson: Coconut Water Tastes Nothing Like...
From Jimbo: I LOVE coconut and really was excited about trying this. This is the worst fluid I have ever put in my mouth. I could only take a sip and had to pour it out. It tasted like bitter water from a third world ground well and not like coconut AT ALL. I don’t care if it’s a good source of potassium. Give me a damn banana. I can get a bunch for $2 and I know what I’m getting myself into. It...
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Mystery Meat
From Amanda: When I was studying abroad in Austria, I wanted to be adventurous, so I tried a lot of new food. Since I didn’t know what all the food was and my German wasn’t so good, I would sometimes order random things off a menu just for fun. Usually they turned out okay, but this “Presswurst” was absolutely the most awful thing ever. Mystery meat jell-o.
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Lost In Translation
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Bologna Baby
From Jill: “I don’t even want to know.”
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Nasty Snack Wrap
From Clancy: The Big Mac Snack Wrap… When I opened up the wrapper that is literally how it looked, the meat curled up and was so dry. Had one bite and had to stop, worst thing I have ever eaten.
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MEAT + DONUTS: MEATNUTS?
From Tom: I just tried the new Meat Munchkins at Dunkin Donuts and still want to puke thinking about them. They look like snausages for dogs and smelled even worse. When you bite down, there’s an explosion of grease in your mouth and when you start to chew, it forms a nasty pasty ball in your mouth that is hard to swallow. Avoid like your mamas life depended on it.
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Raisinets Fail
From Mike: Hey Nestle! What’s up with these #raisinets I just bought and opened? They are all tan and speckled. Gross!!
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An Apple A Day...
From Ben: “Gross. I found a mummified Granny Smith apple while cleaning out my golf bag.”
