October 2010
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Sugar Overload
“So today my boss dared me to pour the contents of one of those huge pixi sticks in my mouth all at once. What a freakin’ mistake. I thought I was going to die. I got 80% of it down and I had to quit. It’s definitely the grossest food thing I’ve ever done and I don’t recommend trying it.” -Mike
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Revolting Looking Mexican Food
“The worst thing I’ve ever seen anyone order at a Mexican restaurant!” -Amanda
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The Most Unappealing Gum Ever
Extra sour camel balls? Really, Spain?
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MMM... BRAINS...
“Yesterday, I ate… BRAINS in a soup. I don’t know what sort of brain it was. I didn’t ask. But it tasted as gross as it looked. Smooshy, squishy, salty, mealy, every disgusting adjective you can think of. never, ever again. And for all you assholes who are going to say I’m American and am not cultured enough to enjoy the taste of brains, that’s fine my be. Now...
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Chicken Feet
“Nasty, boiled, cartilaginous chicken feet. Definitely the worst thing I ever ate. AVOID!” -Billy K.
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Cricket Pizza
“I’m daring, so when my friend dared me to try cricket pizza I did it (he has a pet lizard so he had crickets). It was sooo disgusting. They tasted like shit, or what I imagine shit tastes like anyway. And the legs got stuck in my teeth, and felt like pubic hair between my teeth. If someone asks you to eat crickets, or cricket pizza, JUST DON’T.” -dknight
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Ice Cream Cone FAIL
“What you see, vs what I got!” -Diane
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Worst Frozen Meal I Ever Ate
“…and believe me, working 60 hours a week I’ve eaten some bad frozen meals. But this Lean Cuisine Santa Fe Rice and Beans was absolutely the worst. It’s flavorless, watery, and tasted like mush. Too bad it didn’t taste - or look - even a 1/4 as good as the picture looked on the cover!!!” -Hannah
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Cereal FAIL
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Worst Gum I Ever Ate
“Extra’s new Mint Chocolate Chip Dessert Delights gum is literally the worst gum I’ve ever tasted. It doesn’t taste like dessert, it tastes like someone drank a mojito and farted in your mouth. Read the ingredients: Aspartame, Yellow 5 Lake, Blue 1 Lake, and other crap you can’t pronounce. This was straight up grody.” -Brian
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Haggis, Anyone?
(Haggis is sheep’s heart, lungs, and liver, minced with onions, oatmeal, spices, and salt, that is then cooked in the sheep’s intestines. Yes, it tastes as nasty as it looks. Photo from Roger Ebert’s twitpic.)
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Worst Soda I Ever Drank
“Sweet Jesus, Shasta tiki punch is the worst thing ive ever tasted. It is a soda… and it costs like 10 cents for a reason. It tastes like ass. And it has a thin texture, sort of like water, with a really weird light carbonation. TOTAL SOFT DRINK FAIL.” -Submitted by Mark
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Who Wants Some Chicken Paws?
From Molly: I don’t care what anyone says, these are gross. They’re gross looking when you buy them and gross tasting when you eat them. There’s no meat on them. It’s like gnawing on a rat’s foot. Gross, rubbery meat and sinewy arteries/veins. I’ve eaten my first - and last - chicken paw!
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Afternoon Snack
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Banana Soda: YUCK
“I live in Chicago and just tried my first Filbert’s banana soda (a local brand). All I can say is EWWWWWW. First, it is bright neon yellow, which is offputting enough by itself. It literally looks radioactive. At soon as it touches your lips, you only get a hint of a fake banana taste. But as you drink more, the fake banana taste weirdly builds up in your mouth to the point where...
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Worst Jerky I Ever Ate
“This Stonewalls Jerkey… excuse me, JERQUEE… was the worst crap I’ve ever eaten. According to the back of the bag, “Stonewall’s Jerquee is the world’s best-tasting vegetarian jerky.” Um, I don’t think so. It smelled like really really bad dog food. The first bite wasn’t so bad. Then the reality of what I had done set in. The taste that soon overcame my mouth...
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DO NOT WANT
“THIS was served at our office luncheon today. I don’t know WTF it is, but it looks like a burn victim’s finger. DO NOT WANT.” -Submitted by Kelly
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Beware Of Ice Cream That Doesn't Need Freezing
“I’m looking at you, Sunkist! Your freaking soda floats are disgusting! They’re gross and thick and sickeningly sweet, like drinking ice cream that’s melted in the sun. The chemical aftertaste is the worst. And there’s enough sugar in these things to turn a person instantly diabetic. Holy shit, I hated this thing. Run if you ever see one. And don’t stop.”...
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Frog In Frozen Veggies
-Found by a Michigan couple in their bag of frozen vegetables from Meijer supermarket. Read all about it at the Lansing State Journal!
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Worst Beer I Ever Drank
“I will never again drink Merlins Revenge Ale. It was the worst thing I’ve ever tasted.” -John
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The McDonalds McRib Is McVile
When I started hearing all the buzz about the McRib coming back to McDonalds in the USA, I knew I really wanted to try one. “I love ribs,” I thought to myself. “How bad could it be?” I had no idea. The McRib arrived in a pretty little box, and I must say, looked delicious upon first glance (though the smell of it made 2 of my dining companions want to barf). I lifted the...
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How 'Bout An Afternoon Snack?
(Food labeling fail! Submitted by James)
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Bonehead Brownies
“I spotted these at a world-ish store and I was super jazzed to make some Bonehead Brownies, however this mix turned into a trick rather than a treat! the brownies tasted like veggie oil, they fell apart and there was nothing I could do with them. I feel like such a “bonehead” for buying these.” -maureenie
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Warning: "New & Improved" Cocoa Loco Bars Are Now...
An open letter to the Enjoy Life company about their new “improved” cocoa loco bars, from a disgruntled customer on Amazon: “Dear Enjoy Life, you have ruined Chaco Loco snacks. They are now disgusting! They used to be the only allergy friendly snack that I’d found that had real flavor and most importantly TEXTURE. Now they taste bitter, slimy, gewy and are completely...
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The Worst (Looking) Cake I Ever Ate
“My friend made a chocolate cake. She misread the recipe and put two cups of milk instead of two thirds. THIS is what happened. The bottom got burnt but it still tasted good.” -Anne
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Worst Beer I Ever Drank
“Beer 30 Light is the absolute worst beer I’ve ever tasted in my life. Anyone ever hear of this shit? It smells like burnt rubber, and tastes like resin with chemical undertones. It’s made by City Brewery (Melanie Brewing Co) in La Crosse, Wisconsin. If you see it run for your lives. I’d rather drink warm dog piss.” -Brad
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Ultimate Complilation Of Bear Grylls' Nastiest...
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So, Who Wants Some Chicken Wings?
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Worst Peach Cobbler I Ever Ate
“Sweetwater Tavern has THE WORST peach cobbler I’ve ever tasted. It looked like peach soup. Total disappointment!” -Katrina
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Just Another Dinner In Thailand
“I’m doing travel study in Thailand and this was served at one of the homes we visited. I’ve seen some pretty outrageous foods here, but this took the cake. Needless to say, I didn’t eat any. I don’t know what it is, but I don’t think it knows its dead.” -James
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My Breyers Smooth & Dreamy Was Neither Smooth Nor...
(Photo submitted by Heidi K.)
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Worst Sandwich I Ever Ate
“This was a $2 sandwich from Safeway. It tasted as bad as it looks. I would have been mad if I wasn’t laughing the whole time. I guess you really do get what you pay for!” -Mark
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Chicken Breast Rings - WTF?!
These seem even more disgusting, because they’re made out of mechanically separated chicken which looks like THIS:
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How Japan Does Orange Juice
Orange juice, not just with any old cheese flavor… but with RARE cheese flavor. Mmmm!
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Worst Sausage I Ever Ate
“Gross! THIS is what happens if you over-microwave your frozen sausages!” -Chris Ewwwww. I don’t even want to know what that pink stuff is.
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Want Some Lizard Witih Your Cereal?
While researching last week’s story about the woman who found a dead gecko in her Planter’s trail mix, I stumbled upon another woman who found a dead baby lizard in her box of Reese’s Puffs cereal. What’s the moral of the story here, people? Look at your food before you eat it! (photo via)
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Mmm, Dinner
Ox penis: the breakfast of champions - and Andrew Zimmern!
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Ladies And Gentlemen: The McKFC Double Pounder
(submitted by Jada)
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Hot Boiled Peanuts Are Nasty
“Life lesson - do not ever eat hot boiled peanuts. I honestly thought to myself, how bad could they be? WORSE THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE! They tasted like over-salted, stale, mealy mashed potatoes. They actually had disgusting, undercooked vegetable undertones too. They were slimy, smushy, nasty, roped-up, disgusting-ass peanuts and I don’t care how treasured they are in the...
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Nutella Double Bacon Cheeseburger
You’re looking at an In-N-Out Double Double, pickles and bacon from a Burger King Whopper and a heaping amount of Nutella spread. There are not enough words in the English language to describe how gross this sounds. And looks. (via)
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That Garlic Knot Looks Like... SOMETHING ELSE
(Submitted by oh_come_on)
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Giant Cheetos Are GIANT
“Did you know there’s such a thing as Giant Cheetos? My boyfriend brought a bag to my house and made me try one. I could barely get it in my mouth and almost choked when I did (and I’m talking about the Cheetos you pervs!!!). These things are a hazard! I’m sticking to the little ones from now on, LOL.” -Anna
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Moldy Pop-Tart: DO NOT WANT
(via)
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Stonyfield Soy Yogurt Tastes Like Baby Food
“This morning I was very excited to eat my yogurt since it is a nice, light, fruity breakfast. I purchased the Soy version because I have tried other soy yogurt products and liked them just as much, if not more than dairy. As soon as I opened it up, it looked like a bunch of glue but I decided to try it anyways. Once this concoction hit my taste buds I couldn’t swallow. It tasted of...
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Anyone Hungry For Some Raw Big Mac?
Pro tip: don’t eat it if it looks like that.
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UK Man Finds Mouse BAKED INTO BREAD LOAF
A London, England man recently found a dead mouse baked into his loaf of “Best of Both” brand bread. He sued the company, and they eventually plead guilty to violating health laws. They paid about $25,000 in fines, which hardly seems like enough.
(Thanks to everyone who sent this in)
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Planters Trail Mix Comes With DEAD GECKO!
A Minnesota woman got more than she bargained for while snacking on a can of Planters trail mix. She found a dried, petrified GECKO amongst her bananas and apricots. THE HORROR! According to The Consumerist, she contacted the company and they offered to send her some coupons. No word on who will be paying for the 12 years of therapy she’ll need to forget this shit ever happened. One can...
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Fritos Bean Dip Looks Like Cat Food
“…and it smells even worse. I tried to eat a tiny bite of it but it tasted like 10 day old vomit. All I know is when I cracked open this can, my 2 cats come running and thought they were about to chow down.” -Dani
